Fantarama

The OffSpring - Staring at the sun

2007-10-08T22:47:00.000-03:00

Maybe life is like a ride on a freeway
Dodging bullets while you're trying to find your way
Everyone's around, but no one does a damn thing
It brings me down, but I won't let them
If I seem bleak
Well you'd be correct
And if I don't speak
It's cause I can't disconnect
But I won't be burned by the reflection
Of the fire in your eyes
As you're staring at the sun
When I ran I didn't feel like a runaway
When I escaped I didn't feel like I got away
There's more to living than only surviving
Maybe I'm not there, but I'm still trying
Though you hear me
I don't think that you relate
My will is something
That you can't confiscate
So forgive me, but I won't be frustrated
By destruction in your eyes
As you're staring at the sun

time machine

2007-10-02T14:30:00.000-03:00

:D

;)

:)

:]

x'D

Cyanide and Happiness

In this together

2007-09-30T03:13:00.000-03:00

Ahhhh.....

Should I've seen this coming?
Should I've known this, shouldn't have let this happen
My mistake alright, stuck again
Doing my thing
Too alike, yet far apart
What felt so good once is breaking me
And tearing us apart again

Don't you see
We're in this together,
You and me
One on one forever

Don't you see
We're in this together,
You and me
One on one forever

I know it's self-inflicted
We're way too desperate
Way too addicting
But I cant help the way I feel
I know it's time to be strong
Now when all hope is gone
And when what felt so good once is breaking me
And tearing us apart again

[chorus]
Don't you see
We're in this together,
You and me
One on one forever

Don't you see
We're in this together,
You and me
One on one forever
[chorus]

And in your troubled Eyes I see
Someone who carried me somehow
Like footprints in the sand
You've been behind me all along
We got it wrong from the start
Now it's you and me let's hit it on

[chorus]
Don't you see it's you and me against the world
'cause we're in this together,
You and me
One on one forever

Don't you see
We're in this together,
You and me
One on one forever
[chorus]

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q final eh? ;-D

Corto! > "Tendedero"

2007-09-10T03:32:00.000-03:00

espectacular!!!

Y besa, besa, como besa
besa, besa, boquita de cereza
Cuando tu dices
que pasas por mi lado
te digo enamorado
ay! Dueña de mi amor
y me parece
que se me desvanecen
los sueños dorados
de mi corazón.

Usa protector solar

2007-08-22T00:06:00.000-03:00

Terrance and Phillip - Uncle fucka

2007-08-18T15:47:00.000-03:00

Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you

Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You dont eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long

(farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(farting noises)
(laughing)
(farting noises)

Policeman: What's going on here?
(farting noises)
fucker fucker uncle fucka uncle fucka fucka fucka fucka
People: OOOoooooooooooooh
T & P: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka (Terrance: uncle fucka)

T & P: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Phillip:Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (laughing)
Uncle fucka... thats you
Everyone: U-N-C-L-E fuck you Uncle
fuckaaaaaa.....

Phillip:Suck my balls

God gave me everything I want

2007-08-18T06:33:00.000-03:00

"God Gave My Everything"

You can see it in a clear blue sky
You can see it in a woman's eyes
You can hear it in your baby's cries
You can hear it in your lover's sighs
You can touch it in a grain of sand
Yeah hold it right there
In the palm of your hand
Feel it 'round you everyday
And hear what I've got to say

God gave me everything I want
Come on
I'll give it all to you
God gave me everything I want
Come on
I'll give it all to you

I saw it in the midnight sun
And I feel it in the race I won
And I hear it in the windy storm
And I feel it in the icy dawn
And I smell it the wine I taste
And I see it in my father's face
And I hear it in a symphony
And I feel it in the love
You show for me

Yeah
God gave me everything I want
Oh come on
I'll give it all to you
God gave me everything I want

Come on
I'll give it all to you
God gave me everything I want
I can't stop can't stop
I'm still looking now
God gave me everything I want
Oh come on
I'll give it all to you

Crazy you said
It's all in your head

Around the Changes

2007-08-16T15:11:00.000-03:00

Around the Changes
Chris Lake vs Daft Punk

punchi punchi punchi

Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

There are so many changes in my life
I don't know if it's wrong or if it's right
And I want you, want you by my side
Everything is gonna be alright

punchi punchi punchi

pianito pianito pianito

Changes in my life
I won't leave you behind
Changes in my life
You will see in time

Changes in my life
You're always on my mind
Changes in my life
I got you by my..
I got you by my...!
I got you by my sideeeeeeEEEEEE___

___Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world
Around the world, around the world

punchi punchi punchi

y mas punchi punchi punchi

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nota:

no me gustan los mix/"vs", este vamos a decir se cruzó nomás, y bué, y ta, :P

igual me redimo, mirá mirá:
Daft Punk - Around the world
Chris Lake - Changes

Intermission

2007-08-14T10:42:00.000-03:00

Intermission
Scissor Sisters

When you're standing on the side of a hill
Feeling like your day may be done
Here it comes, strawberry smog
Chasing away the sun
Don't let those precious moments fool you
Happiness is getting you down
A rainbow never smiles or blinks
It's just a candy colored frown

You were going on at half-past seven
Now it's going on a quarter to nine
All the angels want to know
Are you lost or treading water?
And you're going on your fifteenth bender
But you've only got a matter of time
Yes we've all got seeds to sow
Not everyone's got lambs to slaughter

When the night wind starts to turn
Into the ocean breeze
And the dew drops sting and burn
Like angry honey bees
That is when you hear the song falling from the sky
Happy yesterday to all
We were born to die

Sometimes you're filled with the notion
The afterlife's a moment away
You want to tell someone the way that you feel
But then you ain't got nothing to say
You fight for freedom from devotion
A battle that will always begin
With somebody giving you a piece of advice;
By the way you're living in sin

Now there's never gonna be an intermission
But there'll always be a closing night
Never entertain those visions
Lest you may have packed your bagage
First impressions are cheap auditions
Situations are long goodbyes
Truth so often to living dormant
Good luck walks and bullshit flies

When the headlights guide your way
You know the place is right
When the treetops sing and sway
Don't go to sleep tonight
That is when you see the sign
Luminous and high:
Tomorrow's not what it used to be
We were born to die
Happy yesterday to all
We were born to die

look out!

2007-08-13T00:05:00.000-03:00

Spiderpig, Spiderpig! Does whatever Spiderpig does!
Look out! He is Spiderpig!

(FULL VERSION!)

Spiderpig, Spiderpig,Does what ever a spiderpig does.
Can he swing, from a web?
No he cant, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a spiderpig

~ twisted tail ~

"looking ahead"

2007-08-11T04:33:00.000-03:00

So why did I do it?

I could offer
a million answers, all false.

The truth is
that I'm a bad person.

But that's gonna change.
I'm going to change.

This is the last
of that sort of thing.

Now I'm cleaning up,
and I'm moving on.

Going straight
and choosing life.

I'm looking forward
to it already.

I'm gonna be just like you.

The job, the family,
the fucking big television...

the washing machine,
the car, the compact disc
and electrical tin opener...

good health, low cholesterol,
dental insurance...

mortgage, starter home,
leisure wear, luggage...

three-piece suite, D.I.Y.,
game shows, junk food, children...

walks in the park,
nine-to-five, good at golf...

washing the car, choice of sweaters,
family Christmas...

indexed pension, tax exemption,
clearing gutters...

getting by, looking ahead,
the day you die.

La

La-la

La-la-la-la

La-la

La, La-la-la

La

La-la

La-la-la-la

La-la

La, La-la-la

just Perfect

2007-08-11T04:05:00.000-03:00

Lou Reed - Perfect Day

Just a perfect day
Drink sangria in the park
And then later when it gets dark we go home

Just a perfect day
Feed animals in the zoo
And then later, a movie too and then home

Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spend it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on

Just a perfect day
Problems all left alone
Weekenders on are own
It's such fun

Just a perfect day
You make me forget myself
I thought I was someone else
Someone good

Oh it's such a perfect day
I'm glad I spend it with you
Oh such a perfect day
You just keep me hanging on
You just keep me hanging on

You're going to reap
Just what you sow
You're going to reap
Just what you sow
You're going to reap
Just what you sow
You're going to reap
Just what you sow

Boom diggy diggy diggy boom diggy bang

2007-08-11T01:40:00.000-03:00

Ice MC - Think About the Way

Music is the vibe
so open up your eyes
time is running out
so find the feeling

Boom diggy diggy diggy boom diggy bang
Boom diggy diggy diggy boom diggy bang
im mek italian de spanish an de mexican
yes god put pan de earth all kind of man
japanese german an columbian
cinese and de russian an de african
american finnish and an canadian
dutch an de swedish brazilian
to the sirian the indian an jamaican

Too many people dem a talk 'bout peace
but the war ine de world man it just cya cease
boom diggy diggy diggy boom diggy bang
unity a de bond an you know dat strong
when you take a look pan de television
nuff gunshot and blood deh pan nuff programme
level vibe level vibe an you know dat cya wrong true

[Chorus:]
Think about the way
that we live today
think about the way
how some people play

Think about the way
that we live today
think about the way
think about the way

Boom diggy diggy diggy boom diggy bang
milk an honey deh ine everyland
but a who have it all dat a de power man
an dem don't give a damn 'bout the situation
de homeless de jobless or de confusion
ina bosnia lord me know seh dem wrong
mek de future look good fi all de youth man
to come through

[Chorus]

Minesweeper: The Movie

2007-08-08T16:26:00.000-03:00

WOW!
por fín salió la película del buscaminas! :D

el link original:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138
(x las dudas vió?!)

shady joke

2007-08-06T01:02:00.000-03:00

IMPRESIONANTE!! xD
Cyanide and Happiness

OPEN ONLY IN CASE OF EMERGENCY

2007-08-02T16:05:00.000-03:00

hoy me compré esto:

no está buenísimo?

a mi me encantó, sobre todo xq hace 2 meses y 1/2 q no fumo, no tengo la más mínima intención de volver a fumar... y, bueno, me gusta la ironía. estoy chocho! :P

work is what you make it!

2007-08-01T13:12:00.000-03:00

ahhhh :P ojalá fuera tan así!!!

Poor people

2007-07-31T12:36:00.000-03:00

Poor people are poor people
And they don't understand
A man's got to make whatever he wants
And take it with his own hands.

Poor people stay poor people
And they never get to see
Someone's got to win in the human race
If it isn't you, then it has to be me.

So smile while you're makin' it
Laugh while you're takin' it
Even though you're fakin' it
Nobody's gonna know.
Nobody's gonna know.

It's no use mumbling.
It's no use grumbling.
Life just isn't fair
There's no easy days
There's no easy ways
Just get out there and do it!

And sing and they'll sing your song
Laugh while you're getting on
Smile and they'll string along
And nobody's gonna know.
Nobody's gonna know.
Nobody's gonna know.
And nobody's gonna know.

Poor People, de Alan Price, album: O Lucky man

Bound

2007-07-30T02:48:00.001-03:00

CAESAR
What are you going to do, V? Shoot me?
Kill me in cold blood? I don't think so.
I'll tell you why.
If you had it in you to pull that trigger,
you would have done it a long time ago.
But you didn't and I know why,
because you don't want to kill me.
Do you, V? Do you?
No, I know you don't.

VIOLET
Caesar, you don't know shit.

mi gato cazador!!

2007-07-28T20:03:00.000-03:00

NEROOOOOO!!!! la puta q te parió JAJAJA q bicho herrrrrrmosoooooo!!!

LOL!

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estaba yo re felíz sentado en la pc hablando boludeces x msn cuando derrepente siento el ruido de mi gato maravilloso q viene de recorrer las azoteas, así q, como siempre!, lo saludo todo efusivo y felíz "hijoooo!!!!"...

entonces el gato de mierrrda baja las escaleras y ahí mi cara cambió de felicidad a pánico absoluto, el muy miserable venía con un ratón en la boca... ante mi, mil emociones encontradas!
de inmediato me levanté de un salto con la intención de ir a buscar papel higienico (¿?!!) para quitarle de entre las fauces al roedor y deshacerme de él, enseguida di media vuelta sobre mi mismo para agarrar la cámara fotográfica e inmortalizar el momento! (¡¿CÓMO NO?!).

lamentablemente... el hijo de mil putas hizo lo q todo gato haría... largó al ratón (ADENTRO DE CASA!!, TE VIAMATAR GATTTO!!!!) para jugar ^^ un poquito con él... y claro, el bicho (el ratón, y el gato atrás claro :P) corrió como condenado, a donde corrió? abajo de la mesa de la tele!! bien inalcanzable...

y yo, ahora cagado en serio, pensando q iba (YO! :S) a pasar toda la noche cazándolo, sólo atinaba a moverme alrededor, como un retrasado mental, con la cámara en la mano intentando no se q carajo todavía... al fin, luego de lograr un par de tomas :P logré tomar al animalito x la cola, abrir la puerta de calle y tirarlo a la rey de la mierda. el pobre bicho "voló" unos 7 u 8 metros y cayó como podrido pasada la mitad de la calle, y no se movió mas :( pobre ratoncito... LUEGO ME LAVÉ LAS MANOS!! (literalmente).

acto seguido subí a cerrar la puerta de salida a la azotea, a fin de asegurarme q el puto gato de mierda no me haga sudar frio otra vez, al menos hasta mañana.

a modo de evidencia les dejo algunas fotos.

vista aerea del ratón, cagado hasta las patas y escapando, milesimas de segundo después el bicharraco se refugiaría debajo de la mesa de la tele...

ahí está mi gato feroz al acecho, tratando de cazar al raton q se esconde bajo la mesa de la tele. (el aparato cubierto de polvo, es, porsupuesto!, un vhs!)

los últimos segundos de vida del ratón. lamento la foto fuera de foco pero la verdad es q no estoy acostumbrado a fotografiar ratones mientras los sostengo x la colita jejej...

mi gato pelotudo, q todavía no se enteró q el ratón ya recontra fue... estuvo así de enloquecido (mirarle la expresión psicotica) durante 10 o 15 minutos... es un divino!!!

FIN (espero!)

la mejor remera del mundo!

2007-07-28T16:04:00.000-03:00

no está increible? ;-D

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/yourrehandsome/

nota para lectores retrasados:
la gracia está en q el texto se lee al mirarse al espejo :-)

de Oportunidades ... OMG!OMG!OMG! xD

2007-07-24T15:33:00.000-03:00

guambia!:
el video puede resultar crudo como la vida misma, y de mal gusto, claro.
eye candy le digo yo. :-P

Quero que você lembre sempre disso, ta?!.
Em qualquer situação...
a melhor coisa que você pode fazer...
é a coisa certa.
A segunda melhor coisa que você pode fazer...
é a coisa errada.
Mais é que a pior coisa que você pode fazer...
é não fazer nada!!.
...
Que isso te sirva de lição.
Si a vida te dá uma oportunidade...
faça alguma coisa!!.

EL BRASILERO HA HABLADO.

Corvette

2007-07-19T01:19:00.001-03:00

that is enough

to take all of those trees over there

and put them

over there!

quiero uno!! :P

Super-Jerk !!

2007-07-09T03:21:00.000-03:00

JUAJUA!!!
SUPER-JERK rulea so much!

By Cyanide And Happiness

Speeding

2007-07-09T02:08:00.000-03:00

Chequeate este video,

ese es el problema, q todo el mundo está corriendo; y, tu sabes, están esos anuncios en tv... diciendo, tu sabes, no puedes correr xq... varias razones, pero... correr no es un crimen, pero si matas a alguien si lo es.

Un mensaje transmitido de forma sencilla, breve, graciosa y cortés; a todas luces efectivo y sin la triste necesidad de apelar a shocks, ofensas y/o en definitiva... pelotudeces.

¿Entendés a q voy?

Frame by frame, to the extreme

2007-07-08T18:55:00.000-03:00

We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

We are the color symphony
We do the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme

Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All dots lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

It's all an orchestra of strings
Doin' unbelievable things
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

We learned to run at speed of light
And to fall down from any height
It's true, but just remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

And all the worlds of craziness
A bunch of stars that's chasing us
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

You think we're so mysterious
Don't take us all too serious
Be original, and remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the
Toon - Toon
Town - Town
Party

Aqua - Cartoon Heroes

O Lucky Man!

2007-07-07T15:42:00.000-03:00

Un post ideal para el día de hoy!

Tagline: Smile while you're makin' it. Laugh while you're takin' it. Even though you're fakin' it. Nobody's gonna know...

O Lucky Man!

If you have a friend on whom you think you can rely
You are a lucky man!
If you've found the reason to live on and not to die
You are a lucky man!
Preachers and poets and scholars don't know it,
Temples and statues and steeples won't show it,
If you've got the secret just try not to blow it
Stay a lucky man!
If you've found the meaning of truth in this old world
You are a lucky man!
If knowledge hangs around your neck like pearls instead of chains
You are a lucky man!
Takers and fakers and talkers won't tell you,
Teachers and preachers will just buy and sell you,
When no one can tempt you with heaven or hell
You'll be a lucky man!
You'll be better by far
To be just what you want
If you are what you are
And that's a lucky man!

Se vienen los asteroide' viteh!

2007-07-05T23:46:00.000-03:00

HAHAHA!!!

By Cyanide And Happiness

Reflejos de la conciencia

2007-07-05T16:38:00.000-03:00

How the molecular structure of water is effected...

From Mr. Emoto's work we are provided with factual evidence, that human vibrational energy, thoughts, words, ideas and music, affect the molecular structure of water, the very same water that comprises over seventy percent of a mature human body and covers the same amount of our planet.

O sea, no son sólo ideas, es viva energía q afecta la estructura molecular del agua de forma realmente impresionante, y si consideramos q somos un montón de agua... uuuhhh WATCHOUT!!

Y ese es el mensaje del agua.
http://www.life-enthusiast.com/twilight/research_emoto.htm

You Make Me Sick, I Will Kill You

Thank You

Love

Lo bueno de todo esto es la posibilidad de elección. Entonces, ¿Qué quieres q sea?

Canciones de amor

2007-07-04T21:49:00.000-03:00

"Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You"

You're just too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you.

You'd be like heaven to touch.

I wanna hold you so much.

At long last love has arrived.

And I thank God I'm alive.

You're just too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you.

Pardon the way that I stare.

There's nothing else to compare.

The sight of you leaves me weak.

There are no words left to speak.

But if you feel like I feel.

Please let me know that it's real.

You're just too good to be true.

Can't take my eyes off you.

I love you baby, and if it's quite all right,

I need you baby to warm the lonely night.

I love you baby.

Trust in me when I say:

Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down, I pray.

Oh pretty baby, now that I found you. Stay.

And let me love you, baby. Let me love you ...

I love you baby, and if it's quite allright,

I need you baby to warm the lonely night.

I love you baby.

Trust in me when I say:
Oh pretty baby, don't bring me down, I pray.

Oh pretty baby, now that I found you. Stay.

Oh pretty baby. Trust in me when I say: Oh pretty baby ...

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Y se la dedico a.........

mi gato hijo de la gran 7!!! :-D

The world breaks everyone

2007-07-04T20:19:00.000-03:00

The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.

Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms, 1929US author & journalist (1899 - 1961)

Joyitas de hoy y de siempre: Música pa'q revientes

2007-06-28T16:17:00.000-03:00

buenas amigos y amigas Y bienvenidos a otro segmento favorito: Joyitas de hoy y de siempre!*
HOY con nosotros tenemos: Música pa'q revientes! q redefine el amor-odio a traves del ritmo y la prosa como ideal catalizador de "q revientes" con "música". :-) salaÚ!

en fin..., la canción** se llama "QUE TE DEN" y es ideal para el plomazo de turno. estirá la trucha y repetí conmigo: cheee q mala onda flacooo... Y MATALO!
1!2!3!

paráaa, cual es?
fijate que ya fué!
no ves, que acá...
el genio ya se fué!
no hay, por que,
fumarse un stress...
acá, y a él,
por culo que le den!

agradeeecidoo va a estar,

que le hagaaa otrooo el favoor!

ya no eees cuestión de aguantaar,

a un iinnfeliz siiin color!

chistoso?, no es,

fantasma si los hay!

si fuera, por mi ...

lo mando al paraguay!

de onda Y de ONE,

ya no te banco mas!

por mi, a él

por culo que le den!

agradeeecidoo va a estar,

que le hagaaa otrooo el favoor!

ya no eees cuestión de aguantaar,

a un iinnfeliz siiin color!

Y SI, pa' que,

te voy a fumar?

andá, a cagar!,

dejá de atomizar!

vos no en-caras,

no te quiero ver mas...

de acá, arrancáAA!!!...,

QUE TE DEEENNN!

y se terminó el segmento! :D

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* Joyitas de hoy y de siempre = cosas q escribí antes y borré después (también antes) pero antes tenía una copia para oportuno relleno después.
** sin música, lola-mento.